CARRETE
Las Reglas del Porno
NIVEL
ANTES DE DORMIR: PAJA
VAMOS POR PARTES
AIR SEX
Conocía la existencia del air guitar que siempre me pareció una puta mierda, pero me he quedado de piedra al saber de la existencia del Air Sex... con campeonatos y todo
TETAZAS
POR EL ANO
Hasta las lagrimitas me sacó!!!....
Show me your genitals
Women are stupid and I don’t respect them
That’s right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
You’re talking to me about stuff
Why? I’d rather see your titties
Now you’re talking about other stuff
Why? I’d much rather see your titties
I can’t have sex with your personality
And I can’t put my penis in your college degree
And I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you’re sharing all this information with me?
It’s not sexist, ’cause I’m saying it in a song
That’s right bitch, now take off your thong
And show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Knock, knock, who’s there? It’s me
Wondering why you’re not naked
Knock, knock, who’s there? Me again
Still wondering why you’re not naked
I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say
No, I don’t have feelings, ’cause feelings are gay
Something, something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis, ’cause it’s really big
Girl’s brains are much stupider than men’s are
So they should always listen to us, ’cause we’re smart
Women are only good for three things:
Cooking, cleaning and vaginas
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, your genitalia
I can give good sex to you,
’cause I’m really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you,
’cause I’m really good at sex.
Oh yeah! That’s right, shake your... bums!
I’m out of here. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls
LA COMANDANTE
DILDO RACES
NdRM: en esta carrera la victoria tiene premio....
V DE VIERNES
DALE A TU CUERPO ALEGRÍA...
DILDO SELFIE
EL ESPEJO
Follar es como bailar, el espejo es fundamental para aprender....
SASHA GREY
E.T.
SIN MANOS
LAS GOTITAS
CUNILINGUS
EPILEPSIA
